Academic anxieties

This is what you get for taking
a cat nap near your friends.

Fear not, dear readers, I'm not in a panic about anything at the moment.  But I know some people who are.  Their PhDs are due imminently, and they don't feel ready.  One in particular has gone off the deep end, and it pains me to see it.  Actually, a more accurate metaphor would be that scene in "Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves" when Little John thinks he's drowning and Robin just says, "Put your feet down."  Turns out he's in about three feet of water.  Those who have rallied around my friend are trying to get him to put his feet down and discover the shallow depths of his problems, but in his mind-numbing dread, every molehill becomes Mount Everest.  Finding a moment when a critic he has roundly panned briefly agrees with his own conclusions does not, in fact, mean that his entire thesis will come unravelled.  I've read two of his chapters, and let me tell you: if I manage to tell a story with half as much clarity, precision, ingenuity, shrewdness, and beautiful turns of phrase as he has, I will count it a victory.  Unfortunately, by definition, you can't reason with irrationality.  All we can do is be firm and practical and give him hugs and tea.  By this time tomorrow, I hope all will be well -- assuming we've managed to wrench the thing from his trembling fingers.

Will I be this way when it comes time for me to submit?  All I can say is I hope not.  My closest academic friend/colleague here is a guy named Ian, who's at my college and doing a related topic.  I said to him the other day, "When it's our turn, we'll have to --"

"-- have a suicide pact?" he completed.  Uh, no.  I was going to say "keep each other sane", but you know, failing that...

So in the spirit of airing one's anxieties rather than letting them ferment and foment, I thought I'd lay out some of my concerns as I stare down the straightaway to "finishing" (i.e. giving up on) my dissertation.  Things that are particularly worrying given that it's my fourth year include (but are not limited to) the following:

The Anxieties

• I still haven't read volume 3 of Tennyson's poems, and I definitely need to re-read vol. 2 in great detail.  As a result...
• I still don't know which poems to talk about in detail.  I have amassed a large number of tiny examples sprinkled across many, many poems.  How do I avoid just listing them?
• A lot of the most interesting stuff seems to happen in poems that he either didn't publish, fixed up before he did (thereby deleting the interesting things), or that generally weren't big hits.  Partly to counteract that, I've got a "greatest hits" chapter, meaning...
• I'm going to have to talk about In Memoriam, about which there are a lot of books, some of which already have chapters about philology.
• While the biographical and thematic connection of philology to Tennyson and poetry in general is pretty easy to prove, I'm struggling to say anything about his actual work that is different from what you'd say about any poet.  Poets like to play with language; that's why they're poets.  It catches your notice when, say, T. turns a noun into a verb, but when he writes of "the blackness round the tombing sod", is that because of the idea that nouns are the most solid part of speech?  And even if the answer is yes, you don't need to be an amateur philologist to think that.

I think that's all the big stuff.
What has struck me as I talk to people about their work is how we each have our own methods of producing the same basic thing.  Even though their approaches don't generally affect how I proceed, I always come away inspired to get back to work.  For example, a chat with Ian about the anxieties above sparked some ideas about how to acknowledge them in the introduction.  Here it is, a glimpse of what a very early proto-draft looks like for me.

With the years I've come to fear losing any flow of thought, given that they're so rare!  Consequently, I put in place-holders and highlight them in yellow so I can't possibly forget to fix them later.  Things I'm thinking of deleting I highlight in gray. I confess, it kind of amuses me to see what amounts to an academic MadLib; I wonder whether it would still work if, like when we were children, I filled in every blank with "toilet".  Something to keep in mind as a last resort when I'm in a panic at the last minute.

Illusions

This is a topic that has been coming up a lot lately in everything from online videos to social research to opinion pieces, but to restate the case: social media create environments in which it's very easy to see the glossy surfaces of other people's (apparently) near-perfect lives.  As a net result, researchers tell us, things like facebook actually make us feel sadder, more alone, and less accomplished.  I'd like to point out that it's not entirely because people consciously construct a braggy version of their lives to show off.  In a very good online essay (see here), someone drew a Venn diagram* about facebook posts.  One circle was things that matter to the poster and one was things that benefit the reader (a funny link, etc.).  An ideal post covers both, whereas purely selfish posts -- either too positive or too negative -- are annoying.  Consequently, we try to strike a happy balance; something good happened, but be self-depricating about it; or you're having a rotten day, but express it in slightly cartoonish terms of dismay.

*Did you know Venn was a Cambridge alumnus and compiled a massive list of all known alumni from the beginning of the university to his own time?  He was at the college next door, Gonville and Caius.

Our folders are pretty on the front
and completely impractical to use
in performance.  I may donate money
someday just to get functional ones.

This self-evident truth -- that we're broadcasting curated, polished versions of our lives -- was brought home to me when I was catching up with hometown friends in August.  When I expressed some anxiety about being behind on certain landmarks of adulthood (they're mostly getting married and/or buying houses), they pointed out that based on my online presence, my life is the envy of everyone back home, friends who are perhaps working uninspiring jobs, who have precious few occasions to wear black tie, much less eat a formal dinner twice a week.  It came as rather a shock to them when I said that I'd been miserable most of last year.  Because I didn't post pictures of myself sobbing on my co-captain's shoulder (literally) or the nasty note someone wrote on my dinner program out of childish spite.  Why would I?  Let's just say that it was very therapeutic to delete hundreds of emails this summer and distance myself from the stressful year they represented.  No one who had a conversation with me during the last 12 months escaped hearing the truth of my situation, but those who only viewed from a distance had no clue.

In short, I hope that I haven't been too happy-slappy on this blog, but to the extent that I have given a false impression of my 'perfect and fabulous life', I apologize.  On the other hand, my mom reads these posts (hi, Mom!), so I can't say I'll be unleashing the full force of suckage when things are going badly.  But I'll try to be honest about the ups and downs.

One major up recently was the chapel choir's tour to Brittany in northwestern France during the last week of August.  One enterprising member of choir created a Twitter feed for the occasion; it's @TrinHallCC if you're into that kind of thing.  It will continue to be our feed as the year progresses, and even non-Twitter folks can follow it here: https://twitter.com/TrinHallCC/

Trinity Hall chapel

The trip was great for group bonding, and I found it pretty exciting musically.  You see, we normally sing in the smallest chapel in Cambridge (or Oxford, for that matter).  It's a "dry" space, meaning basically no echo.  It's a bit like singing in a closet.  I actually love our chapel, but suddenly we were singing into big, stone churches where the sound lasted for many seconds after we stopped singing, and our voices blended into a whole new thing.  It's incredible what our director accomplishes with twenty-odd people, none of whom have perfect pitch!



I've put together a little video to go with a recording of one song from our first concert.  It's beautifully heartrending, yearning music.  Here are the words:

Thou knowest, Lord, the secrets of our hearts.
Shut not, shut not thy merciful ears unto our prayer,
But spare us, Lord.  Spare us, Lord most holy.
Oh God!  Oh God most mighty,
Oh holy and most merciful savior,
Thou most worthy judge eternal,
Suffer us not, suffer not at our last hour
For any pains of death, for any pains of death
To fall, to fall from thee.  Amen.

The Ideal

I've read exactly two works by Plato.  One is Cratylus, which is a debate about whether words are arbitrary sounds that we all agree to assign to objects or whether they have some inherent correctness in naming the things they represent.  It has lots of yummy quotable bits about how language works, and it's great for my dissertation.  The other work, which honestly was a struggle back in college, was Phaedrus. In it, Plato spends lots of time explaining that every physical object in the real world is just a spin-off of an ultimate, pure form or idea that exists... somewhere (I never grasped where).

At the risk of being obnoxious, if the Platonic ideal of the academic life exists, I may be living it right now.  The tourists have mostly gone away from Cambridge, and I have the month of September mostly to myself, with literally nothing scheduled all day but to get on with work.  Much of the time I'm accompanied by my best buddy here, Martin.  Here's a picture from when we went hiking in his hometown in July.  There are a few fourth-year PhDs who are quietly panicking in the lead-up to submitting in a few weeks, but otherwise it's very peaceful.  Perhaps too peaceful -- I'm not getting much done, to be truthful.  But it's nice to be able to sit in the stillness for a bit longer.

In order to stave off panic, I've drawn out a calendar on a single sheet of paper that lays out everything between now and winter break.  It makes it seem possible that I'll get a full draft of this unwieldy thing by December.  I'd just feel better if I were making more hay while the sun shines.  That's a purely metaphorical sun, by the way, because about a week ago, someone upstairs flipped a switch and gave us mid-October after beautiful shorts weather.  Sigh.  Still, even rain on the river is pleasant in the private silence of having a floor of the library to myself.  Except that my tummy is squawking right now, so I think I'll join the MCR tea & cake gathering that's starting in a few minutes.

Stay tuned for my next installment, in which I make up for the 'image crafting' to which this blog contributes and give you a pretty piece of music.